Norwegian coach begs for Ibrahimovic and Ronaldo’s sperm

Norwegian coach begs for Ibrahimovic and Ronaldo’s sperm

Manager of Norwegian club Nordstranda Ole Vidar Toftesund has attempted to improve the quality of his squad by asking Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Cristiano Ronaldo to provide their sperm.

Toftesund has made a plea to the two of football’s most recognised figures through a Facebook video.

In which he suggests that it would be beneficial to the club if Ibrahimovic and Ronaldo sleep with his current players’ girlfriends in order to spawn a more talented future generation of players.

Norway doesn’t particularly have a rich history when it comes to football, and their national team have struggled to qualify for competitive tournaments for many years.

The odd player has graced the Premier League since its inception, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, John Arne Riise and Henning Berg, although the country has struggled to get players within Europe’s elite.

This has to be one of the most absurd attempts to try and determine the next world-beating superstar ever.

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